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Dad Bod League
Play hard. Have fun. Good people.
The official home of Kings Grant-Little Neck recreational glory: basketball, softball, occasional pickleball, flag football energy, and athletes who refuse to let age, responsibility, or basic mobility end the dream.
Breaking:
League officials confirm the all-time injury list now includes 9 stitches, several pulled hamstrings, and countless bruised egos.
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Recreational sports, presented like a national emergency.
The Dad Bod League exists for basketball, softball, competition, friendship, trash talk, and the shared fantasy that everyone is still just one good offseason away from peak form.
Power Rankings
Science, bias, grudges, and vibes combined into one deeply questionable weekly ranking system.
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Current known totals: 9 stitches, several pulled hamstrings, and enough soreness to justify a league chiropractor.
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Unstoppable Hoopsters
Co-Captained by Jimmy and Mark, the Unstoppable Hoopsters remain the standard for basketball swagger, volume, and selective memory. Dangerous in transition, louder than necessary, and fully committed to the belief that conditioning is mostly mental.
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Hoopsters Roll as Opponent Searches for Answers and Advil
In a contest that tested endurance, friendship, and the structural integrity of several knee joints, the Unstoppable Hoopsters delivered a statement win.
Read Game Recaps“This league is not about winning. But also, winning is extremely important.”
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Player of the Week
TBD Pending film review and group text arguments.Excuse of the Week
“I did legs yesterday.”
Elite Believable? No. Useful? Absolutely.All-Time Injury Ledger
9 stitches
Several Official pulled hamstrings. Unofficial total still under investigation.