Basketball · 5/24 · Final: 22-8
Hoopsters Roll as BAMF Searches for Answers, Then the Night Ends with a Thud
On 5/24, the Unstoppable Hoopsters handled business in a 22-8 win over BAMF. Jimmy dropped dimes, Chad got cooking, Richie controlled the glass, and Mark brought the quickness, commentary, and co-captain energy. The game, however, ended not with a buzzer, but with a thud, as Harlan crashed into a hoop on another court at the end of the third quarter, bringing the action to an unforgettable and deeply Dad Bod conclusion.
Player of the GameCommittee still reviewing film and group text propaganda
Moment of the GameThe lead felt secure long before the night literally ended with a thud
Excuse of the Game“We were just getting loose.”